Pink City News
Gop Donsterly is finally caught
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the well known criminal that is known for 12 cases of snipping and 57 cases of snapping, Gop Donsterly is finally caught. Vondu, the bounty hunter that caught Gop donsterly, also caught nuzzner fubs the next day. Finally somebody caught Gop Donsterly.
A fateful incident happened at the well known show, "Ghost of The Year"
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In "Ghost of The Year", *̶̢̧͎͚͓̼&̸̷̱͉̘̳̩̠̟͒̓͋̐̎͌͛̐̚)̸͚̩̥̰̞̫̫̀̂͘͜$̶̢̡̦̝̯͙͋͗́̎̇͜͝͝$̷̩̤̭͐͐̐͊̌͝͠%̵̡̪̻̭͎̐̿̀̎̋͐̕͜b̵̧͙͎̹̪̻͈̄̐͝ ̷̣̘̞̤̹̣̞̼̼̲̃̓̔̂̅̆̏̆͊/̶̨̧̬̻̪̣͓̆̒̈́̈̕͝/̵̡̣̰̞̱̱̬͖̫̄̈̄̍̃+̵̨̮͉͔̓̄͗̃̚+̶͖̋̓̈', one of the judges, unknowingly killed or severely injured the viewers in the live stage. Mr. Squeeze, one of the judges, wasn't harmed at the accident. We are still currently investigating the disaster.
Squoozan Thits massacred her workers
________________________________________ Former Office worker, Squoozan Thits, went rogue one day after massacring her team of coworkers by impaling them with her facial horn. She is now wanted in "To the point-bounty hunting" for 8,000 yonts. If you ever see Squoozan Thits somewhere, report to the bounty hunting team or run away like a coward.
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Beware of Doorthew
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Doorthew is a dangerous criminal that you should be cautious of. They're responsible for 29 cases of missing people. they're also wanted in "to the point-bounty hunting" for 43,000 yonts. Be careful when entering through a room, your house, or anywhere that involves a door. Make sure it's not Doorthew, and be safe.
Stay cautious about Gop Donsterly
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Gop donsterly, a criminal that still hasn't been caught yet, is still out on the streets. Seriously, who is going to catch this guy? He's still snipping and snapping. But yeah, stay cautious of this guy, and make sure those bounties catch him.
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Darles Nemeni, well known as "Darly Boxman", has been reported missing.
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Darles Nemeni, very known for the character and creator of "The Darly boxman show", has been reported missing. We don't know his current whereabouts nor the last place we saw. if you ever see a person that looks like this, please report to the police.